Retirement Gambling Fund
401K was for your parents.
401G is for YOU

fuck your 401k. who the fuck waits 30 years to get rich when you can get rich TODAY?

7
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BAR
LAST SPIN 7 β€’ πŸ’ β€’ BAR
STATUS READY

Ready to spin?

Hit 7 β€’ 7 β€’ 7 to retire. Anything else means you were almost there.

401K
401G
Employer paperwork
bro just buy
Target-date funds
target: never work again
Quarterly statements
just vibes
β€œThink long term”
retire instantly
Very serious
just aped no fucking idea
ROADMAP
Hand-drawn 401G motivation sketch
some motivation